Coffee and swearing
Your hair? It looks lovely darling
And the weekend score was Libertines: 1 Puritans: 0
What IS going on?
Mr Wallpaper Must Die!
More painful than childbirth
It's only a little klaxon!
Stop singing Mummy. It is annoying my head.
We know who really pisses you off... EVERYONE!
I'm standing by to jingle some bells
Cock-shrivellingly cold
We're a one-bucket family
Libertines:1 Puritans: 0
Libertines:1 Puritans: 0
Life is like a comedy of errors today, but without the comedy
Hangover? Moi?
Aubergines wearing 70's porn-star moustaches and kepis
Stop singing Daddy. It is annoying my head.
Cornflakes or a Portuguese Man 'O War?
I was feeling a bit fuzzy this morning...
You live another decade and I'll be very impressed...
This work business was a bit of a laugh when it started.
I'm dressed entirely in pudding...
The omnipotent Supreme Being of displacement activity
Hangover? Moi?
I Rule This Sofa